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Since: 11/5/2005
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Gavin,
You're probably too young to remember this 60s song, but I just couldn't get the words out of my head, so I had to change them round a bit!
Roger
Beyond the Pale (with apologies to Procul Harum and their "Whiter Shade of Pale")
He skipped a red Biturbo
turned car shape into junk.
I was feeling kinda seasick
and the guys called him a punk.
The mill was gunning harder
as the ‘turbo blew away
when I pulled out for another drive
’celeration made my day.
And so it was that later
as the Jezza told his tale
that his face, at first just ghastly,
turned a whiter shade of pale.
He said, “I have no reason,
and my crime is plain to see.”
But I wandered through my car mags
and would not let him be
one of many auto journos
who were losing common sense,
and although my eyes were open
his might have just as well been closed.
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